Imagine this.
Teen son is showing off two baby mice to his friend
(they just opened their eyes, the mice not the son)
Baby decides teenagers are too much
takes leap of faith into air
lands on clean kitchen floor
Momma: "What were you thinking"
teenager boys sprawling on floor
"poor helpless baby mouse"
runs in terror for the stove
Momma is yelling in the background
teenage boys are scrambling and scooping
mouse- scared, runs from Giant
captured... nope - slips through huge teen hands
mouse evades them
Momma is wondering where the dumb cat is
mouse runs for china cabinet
teenage boy makes one last attempt
Momma is yelling louder
(as if this is going to help or encourage anyone)
Teenager dives for mouse
Mouse finally back in cage with his own momma
Human momma sighs
smack teen on arm for getting mouse out.
Cat saunters into kitchen
Daddy comes home... laughs...
Momma smacks Daddy on the arm..
1 comment:
Oh my. what WAS the boy thinking????
I hate mice.
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