Wednesday, July 9, 2008

I'm so emarrassed!

I was shocked appalled mortified embarrassed I tried to hide they called when they called my name
I protested
I clawed but they lowered me
into the murky water.
They put this smelly stuff on me
scrubbing, rubbing
spraying, draining.
I thought it would never end
as I shivered and cried.
They scrubbed me in places
that should not have been!
Horrors of all,
out came this gun
this was not fun!
It shot me with air
tummy, back, and derriere!
Finally the horror was over
I felt the floor beneath me
I found a quiet corner
could I regain my dignity?
Please don't tell my humans
But I feel now PRETTY!

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