I'm so emarrassed!

I was shocked appalled mortified embarrassed I tried to hide they called when they called my name

I protested

I clawed but they lowered me

into the murky water.

They put this smelly stuff on me

scrubbing, rubbing

spraying, draining.

I thought it would never end

as I shivered and cried.

They scrubbed me in places

that should not have been!

Horrors of all,

out came this gun

this was not fun!

It shot me with air

tummy, back, and derriere!

Finally the horror was over

I felt the floor beneath me

I found a quiet corner

could I regain my dignity?

Please don't tell my humans

But I feel now PRETTY!