"Not Me" Monday

In keeping with McMamma's Not Me Monday, I have a few to post myself...

1. I totally did not have a fabulous Thanksgiving with DH's family in TX and I totally did not enjoy myself!
2. We so totally did not pretend to play a game while we not waiting anxiously as DH's nephew proposed to his not so favorite girl during Thanksgiving dinner. She did not so excitedly accept! :)
3. I did not totally beg to stay home instead of going to a HS playoff game at TX Stadium. I did not totally enjoy the time alone to not do a few loads of laundry, Not enjoy a hot long shower, not read my devotions, and not enjoy a cup of fresh green tea that did NOT hype me up... Nope!
4. I totally did not lose 3 pounds this last weekend!
5. I was not totally proud of DH who was "not" able to diagnose and fix what was wrong with two vehicles this weekend, saving BIL & nephew hundreds of $$$.
6. We did not take pity on an orphaned kitten and did NOT bring it home with us to an already not full house of strange pets. And I have Not been bottle feeding this kitten every few hours. I am not sitting here typing with the kitten we did not bring home in my jacket on my lap to keep it warm.
7. I "was not" thrilled that Only and Youngest went through the WHOLE weekend not antagonizing each other and I did not totally have a relaxing weekend because of it.
8. DH did not tell the kids they could not stay up and finish a movie they started in the truck after he did not tell them they were not supposed to be in bed early...
9. I didn't rejoice at being back home and seeing gas prices at $1.56 instead of $1.86 in TX.
10. I am not craving a SoBe Green tea and am not considering getting out in the cold to get a bottle or two...